Such an iconic series has given rise to batch after batch of merchandise for fans to show their love for Rhode Island’s most infamous cartoon family. The more choices we have, the harder it is to discern what the best options are to buy(for ourselves, our friends, and our family!) To save you some time and streamline the shopping process, I’ve put together a list of some favorite Family Guy merchandise that you can get right now, for yourself or as a wicked sweet gift.
Is Brian an alcoholic dog? An existentially anxious canine? A labrador retriever with a taste for the good things in life? I think we’re better off just showing everyone what Brian is all about, and few pieces of merchandise do it as wonderfully as Kidrobot’s 3’’ figurine of Brian enjoying an elegant martini, complete with an olive decoration! What really makes this one for me is the absolutely disinterested look on his face. He’s having none of your nonsense. Shop Now Another one of my favorites is this one modeled after Quahog’s resident macho Police Officer, Joe Swanson, complete with a wheelchair to display on. Our challenges are part of ourselves, and Joe Swanson is a prime example of how true that can be. Being paralyzed from the waist down doesn’t keep him from being a total badass when he needs to. He’s just a regular guy, waiting for you to add him to your Family Guy collection. Shop Now The thrill of not knowing what you’ll get; the excitement of opening up the capsule to reveal what luck has in store for you. Very often, the disappointment of having wasted your money can feel like too much. If you’re over gambling and would rather know what you’re getting into then this set of 10 vending machine toys is for you. Iconic looks of beloved characters such as Mutant Stewie, Brian the Police Dog, and Peter the Showman are just a few clicks away. Shop Now After the events of Y2K in the episode “Da Boom”, the two polar opposites are joined at the hip due to radiation. As you may expect, hijinks ensue. And if you’re a classic FG fan then you’ll definitely remember this episode from the golden years of the show. Mezco is known for their high quality and creative designs with a lot of attention to detail, and this Family Guy figure is just one of a long history of honoring the show with masterfully crafted merchandise. Shop Now This amiable and mild-mannered dude was originally designed just to challenge preconceptions about African-Americans in the show but grew into a star of his own right after The Cleveland Show began airing in 2009. The completely lost expression on this figure is probably what his face must have looked like once he found out that The Cleveland Show had been canceled. Instead of sending him back to Quahog, why don’t you give him shelter on your exhibition shelf? Shop Now In this bundle you’ll find some of the most classic pairings in the series, like drinking buddies Peter and Brian as well as the enterprising duo of the show: Brian and Stewie. Peter’s smug look on this high-quality vinyl collectible truly captures his character. It also features Ray Gun Stewie, for those of you who can’t get enough of the sinister baby. Shop Now We’re not NPCs in a fantasy RPG, you know? Variety is what keeps fashion alive. Family Guy themed socks can be anything from cute to irreverent. But the one thing they’ll always be is iconic and incredibly recognizable. Shop Now It’s safe for use with any household appliances such as microwaves, and it’ll do a wonderful job holding your Colombian coffee as you catch some Family Guy YouTube clips for some mindless yucks. I just hope you didn’t take out any shady loans to get it. Shop Now It’s much softer than Stewie’s attitude towards his family, and its vivid colors will last longer than a joke being run into the ground by Family Guy’s special brand of humor. This pillowcase is the perfect gift for any fan of the sinister infant or any child who needs to know you love them, despite their desires to take over the world. Shop Now Therefore, there really can’t be a better theme for drinking dice than Quahog’s band of alcoholics! It’ll give your get-togethers the touch of irreverent comedy needed to make them truly memorable. Just pull out the dice and let the booze flow. Shop Now Now instead of tormenting Chris every night, the monkey can rest on your desk to keep you company on long working nights. While he comes in his usual pose, this bendable figure will let you twist him however you want. Just think of it as if it were your boss. Oh, the bending you’d do… Shop Now This calendar features a different scene or quote from the show on every page, and has a page for every day of the year. You’ll always have something to look forward to. Be it Peter duking it out with a chicken or Stewie plotting world domination, there’ll always be a bit of Family Guy charm to perk your mood right up. Secret Santa has never been this easy. Shop Now That just makes this outdoor vinyl for your car’s window all the more appropriate! Have Quagmire peeking lewdly at the sexy hijinks happening all around your car, while also diverting attention from what may be happening inside… Giggity. Shop Now This year get a little something for that Family Guy enthusiast in your life. Maybe this vintage ornament set will do the trick including Santa Stewie, Santa-helper Peter, and a very industrious Brian setting up a new Christmas tree. I know the Griffin family and their neighbors have a great Christmas spirit, so let them bring some to your holiday as well. Shop Now This collector’s item for both Family Guy lovers and board game aficionados will have you driving around Quahog with the Griffins, visiting iconic locations from the show like Cleveland’s Deli and the Pewterschmidt Mansion. Shop Now And you know what? It works! This Family Guy-inspired version of Monopoly features custom tokens of every member of the Griffin family, and a board including locations like the Sovereign Nation of Petoria and The Drunken Clam. Reminisce about your favorite episodes over a cutthroat game of driving people into bankruptcy. Shop Now These ones feature illustrations of Stewie and Lois, saying some accurate stuff that I’m sure will remind you of someone in your life. Be it Secret Santa, an office birthday, or simply a gift for when you don’t want to look like you’re trying too hard, you can’t go wrong with these collectible pens. Shop Now Have Stewie and Peter greet your friends and clients without the need for any complicated set-up. These 4ft tall characters will inflate automatically once they’re connected to the AC. It’s the perfect way to bring some spice into your decorations, and look like you’re making a big effort… when all you did was plug them in. Shop Now This cynical duo of dog and baby will bombard you with quotes from the show every time you turn your TV on or off, and even when you change the channel! Place them on top or under your TV and you’ll always have some of your favorite show, even when it’s not airing. Note this is a classic retro collectible so you may have tough time finding a copy, but if you keep an eye on eBay you’ll eventually find some out there for sale. Shop Now This Quagmire figurine is made by Funko so you know it’s high-quality. Just look at this tiger of a man and tell me you don’t want him in your living room. Don’t try to hide it: you’re in love. Giggity. Shop Now This 3D-printed Peter Griffin cookie cutter from CookieFan3D at Etsy has everything you need to section the dough and press in the details. Family Guy cookies in two simple steps! If you like them or want to get this as a gift, you can also get the rest of the Griffin family and complete the set. Shop Now That’s where gift card holders come in! This soft and charming Brian plush is brimming with Christmas spirit. Well, as much as the alcoholic dog can muster at least. Get it for anyone who loves Family Guy along with a hefty gift card… and maybe include the link to this article as well. Shop Now That said, this collectible banana suit Brian from Nanco remains incredibly cute for a viral Internet rip-off. Get it for that one friend who always fails at being the voice of reason, or simply for anyone with a thing for dogs in costumes. With this on your desk it’s always peanut butter jelly time, all the time. Shop Now This figurine of the US Army Vet with a strange interest in boys was made by Mezco exclusively for the 2006 San Diego Comic-Con. It’s a highly sought after collectible, very rare, and even comes with the geezer’s just-as-ancient dog too. This makes an incredibly funny gift for any fan of the show. Jake sure to keep him on a high shelf, well away from unsuspecting children. Shop Now
